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#156 "First Witness"

3rd Sep 2015, 3:35 PM
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#156 "First Witness"
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DizzasterJuice 3rd Sep 2015, 3:44 PM edit delete reply
DizzasterJuice
"Bailiff! Check his balls!"
Songgu Kwon 3rd Sep 2015, 4:13 PM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
And check them real good!
pictsidhe 3rd Sep 2015, 3:49 PM edit delete reply
'Questioning' procedures will soon be revised.
dracolychee 3rd Sep 2015, 4:10 PM edit delete reply
Those glowy white eyes ...

Will three witnesses be enough so Pieter doesn't need a writ to confirm his three square feet of land?
Songgu Kwon 3rd Sep 2015, 4:17 PM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
Will they??? Tune in next time for another episode of... BOWMAT! Cue upbeat music.
chris-tar 3rd Sep 2015, 4:20 PM edit delete reply
chris-tar
Wow. How many white Anglo Saxon Protestants does it take to count a man's testicles!?! Lol
chris-tar 3rd Sep 2015, 4:22 PM edit delete reply
chris-tar
"Backraut" "Rodbun"? Have you invented a perverted name generator program or something!?! Lol
Songgu Kwon 3rd Sep 2015, 6:18 PM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
"Bacraut" means "asshole" in Old Norse. "Rodbun" is similar to the name of a certain character that you have already seen. ;)
chris-tar 3rd Sep 2015, 4:24 PM edit delete reply
chris-tar
Wow, fascinating. Pieter owns a 3'x3' plot somewhere. You truly are a genius Songgu.
I bet that that is actually possible though!
I need to google that!
And...I wonder what the hell is on it, or under it!
chris-tar 3rd Sep 2015, 4:26 PM edit delete reply
chris-tar
Lastly, Clarence's skill in the courtroom is equal to his prowess on the battlefield!
Songgu Kwon 3rd Sep 2015, 6:25 PM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
He is versatile!
Lobst5r 3rd Sep 2015, 5:00 PM edit delete reply
Lobst5r
No way! Hahahaha!! This is awesome! The courtroom drama is great!
Songgu Kwon 3rd Sep 2015, 6:24 PM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
Courtroom drama. All the action takes place pretty much in one room and characters are mostly just talking. This should be an interesting challenge to make it visually interesting.
Dean Clark 3rd Sep 2015, 6:40 PM edit delete reply
Dean Clark
There should be opportunity for plenty of flashbacks to break up the courtroom scenes.
Songgu Kwon 4th Sep 2015, 8:33 AM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
Exactly. And expect more floating talking heads.
quetzlsacatanango 3rd Sep 2015, 7:55 PM edit delete reply
quetzlsacatanango
I'm Larry. This is my brother Daryl. This is my other brother Daryl.
Songgu Kwon 4th Sep 2015, 8:39 AM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
... and my sister Daryl.
Joel Sawyer 3rd Sep 2015, 9:23 PM edit delete reply
Joel Sawyer
I think this is going to be a very frustrating day for the guy in the skullcap. Clarence is like Bugs Bunny...yes, he is doing something good but he's also going to drive his adversary crazy at the same time!
Songgu Kwon 4th Sep 2015, 8:36 AM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
Why dat wascawy wombat!
duLapel 3rd Sep 2015, 11:54 PM edit delete reply
duLapel
Arh! He own'eth not a hectare, but a lowly centiare of good farmland... He du'th own land!
Songgu Kwon 4th Sep 2015, 8:37 AM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
ooh, centiare... good word!
Draginbeard 4th Sep 2015, 12:45 AM edit delete reply
Draginbeard
LOL 3x3 square feet! A classic argument of does size really matter?!!
Songgu Kwon 4th Sep 2015, 8:44 AM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
This is one rare instance where the letter of the law might actually be more just than the spirit of the law.
Dodom 4th Sep 2015, 1:23 AM edit delete reply
Dodom
3x3 is probably enough to grow his own.
Songgu Kwon 4th Sep 2015, 8:48 AM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
If I owned just a centiare (hey look, I'm using it!) of land, I'd plant a tree on it, wait for it to grow kind of big, and then build a little treehouse on it. Bam. Realestate.
dpat57 6th Sep 2015, 3:47 AM edit delete reply
dpat57
But the branches of thy tree may not overshadow thy neighbor's land, so that's swampy legal territory, there.

3x3 would however allow for the construction of a wood or brick craphouse that could be a nice little earner. Ah, if only it were true, Pieter would be rolling in it.
chris-tar 6th Sep 2015, 8:15 PM edit delete reply
chris-tar
What if your house was a 3'x3' tower with an elevator? Every 10 feet could be a different room.
Songgu Kwon 7th Sep 2015, 12:28 AM edit delete reply
Songgu Kwon
It would pose quite an engineering challenge, especially being limited to medieval building materials and techniques.

dpat57's craphouse could be viable, provided that there was a lot of foot traffic nearby. And when the crap totally fills up the hole, you could plant a peach tree there and it'll grow real fast, apparently. It might feel a little weird eating the fruit from such a tree, however.
CyberSkull 7th Sep 2015, 3:32 AM edit delete reply
CyberSkull
Note to self: get a 3′² patch of land of my own. With right of access.
MaiLyng 9th Sep 2015, 6:43 PM edit delete reply
MaiLyng
Pieter owns that patch of land that they put the outhouse on last year.